Wonderfully Described Definitions......?

Wonderfully Described Definitions......?

Cigarette :  
A Pinch Of Tobacco Rolled in Paper
With Fire At One End And A Fool At The Other !

Marriage :  
It's An Agreement Wherein A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master

Lecture :  
An Art Of Transmitting Information From The Notes Of The Lecturer To The Notes Of Students Without Passing Through The Minds Of Either

Conference :  
The Confusion Of One Man Multiplied By The
Number Present

Compromise :
The Art Of Dividing A Cake in Such A Way That
Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece

TEARS :  
The Hydraulic Force By Which
Masculine Will Power is Defeated By Feminine Water-Power !

Conference Room :  
A Place Where Everybody Talks,
Nobody Listens And Everybody Disagrees Later On

Ecstasy :  
A Feeling When You Feel You Are Going To Feel
A Feeling You Have Never Felt Before

Classic :  
A Book Which People Praise, But Never Read


Smile :  
A curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight !


Office :  
A Place Where You Can Relax After Your Strenuous
Home Life

Yawn :  
The Only Time When Some Married Men
Ever Get To Open Their Mouth

Experience :  
The Name Men Give To Their
Mistakes

Diplomat :  
A Person Who Tells You To Go To Hell in Such A Way That You Actually Look Forward To The Trip

Optimist :  
A Person Who While Falling From EIFFEL TOWER Says in Midway
" SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET ! "

Miser :  
A Person Who Lives Poor So That
He Can Die RICH !


Father :  
A Banker Provided By Nature

BOSS :  
Someone Who is Early When You Are Late
And Late When You Are Early

Politician :  
One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections


And Your Confidence Later